My Life Story: iTunes
1. Open your library (iTunes, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool…
Opening credits: Begin Again by The Summer Set
Waking up: All In by Artist vs. Poet
First day of work: Get to You Paradise Fears
Falling in love: Apology by Ashley Parker Angel
Fight song: Emergency by Paramore
Blind date: Keep the Change, You Filthy Animal by All Time Low
Life: Because You Live by Jesse McCartney
Mental breakdown: Face Down by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Driving: Truth or Dare by Marianas Trench
Flashback: When I’m at Home by The Maine
Breakup: Cross Your Fingers by The Summer Set
Makeup sex: Franklin by Paramore
Wedding: Return the Favor by All Time Low
Birth of first child: Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass by All Time Low
Death: Walls by All Time Low
Funeral: My Immortal by Evanescence
End credits: This City is Contagious by The Cab (perfect)
See, we don’t really care who you are,
We’ve kinda got this non-exclusive policy of determining exactly,
Who we open up to and let into our family,
And then who becomes a part of our united mass of harmony.
And that’s kind of become the thesis to this song,
Through suffering, acceptance,…